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Nicolaus

I never ever ever go on here. In fact I forgot my login info. But, heather told me to sign on and so i did. I was very happy to sign in to a post dedicated to me. You are 100% right, as my friend, you know me well. I am thoroughly disgusted with Heather. She “likes” everything in the entire world. And has about the same amount of friends on facebook as ”likes” on here. Must be hard to be her. Thank you for knowing that Nic. And, heather…get a grip!

Since its Thanksgiving…

It seems that people keep posting things they are thankful for. Most of the time I’m like quit trend posting the same thing everyone but I think that this is a great thing. If people are this thankful all the time, the world would be alot nicer I think. Its important to focus on what we have instead of complaining about what we dont have. So a few things that I am thankful for:

1. my brother comes home tonight! (havent seen him in months!)

2. my job. best coworkers ever.

3. spending time with my family for 4 nights in a row!

4. my best friend.

5. living in HMB with the household.

6. my jeffrey campbells.

7. my dogs Mavs and Rocky.

8. HeathEmWelch

9. God’s creativity with nature. He’s a funny guy.

10. A free will.

I can go on and on if I wanted to but you know what I dont want to and I wont. The point is I’m trying to give thanks on thanksgiving instead of just being excited about the pumpkin pie. This is something new for me.

My mechanic

just hugged me and kissed me on the cheek…I don’t know if that’s normal.

2:15 fish time.

2:15 is the best time of the day, the highlight of my work day. It is the time that Ryan and I meet at our fish tank and play rock paper scissors for who gets to feed the fish. Then, we sit by the tank and watch the fish (mainly Balyssa-our beloved goldfish) eat to make sure they dont choke. We also have great chats during that time. I am thankful for fish time and rockin awesome coworkers. Ryan and I also have a pumpkin named Colby that we are in the process of carving. Life at DeviceAnywhere, so good.

Tuesdays are great.

Last tuesday my best friend got robbed of all her quarters while trying to pay for parking. This tuesday she got beer poured all over her by a homeless man. Life is treatin her so gooood. I love it.

The kind of pain I like.

Sometimes I really like pain. Not pain that hurts your heart emotionally, im talkin physical pain. Not like sharp pains, or heart burn or anything like that. For example this past Saturday night, I thought it would be a good idea to bite the heck out of the side of my tongue. It became raw, swollen, ripped and bloody. I enjoyed biting my tongue in the present but soon after it hurt to move my tongue and was really an ugly sight. It was worth it though.

Real happiness

…I think it happened, real happiness. First, I am beyond happy that Russ and Heath are getting married, good for them. They are ideal, just ideal. I cant wait for this party of a wedding. Second, having that Bethany reunion at Karas wedding couldn’t have been any better. Third, Emily was here. And Abbey. And Norm. Wow. And Derek was my date. That was some wedding. Dancing hard all night never does me wrong. And, the wine consumption was just perfect. OH, and I got taught a lesson through losing my key. That I have the best dad and the best best friend because they both drove hours to bring me a car key since mine was lost all weekend (and later found somehow after they drove the key to me…hmm…). On a sidenote, I love my job and my coworkers.  And, I am undefeated in foosball at work thus far. I have alot of love and happiness around me right now, this is impressive. Haven’t had this much in a while.

Doll

I was just called that by the officer across the hall. Same guy that called me princess last time. He then proceeded to give me his business card as if I need it for some reason. I am thoroughly disgusted and pray that he will never talk to me again, at least in that manner. I cringe everytime. Its rude. I will never be in a relationship with a man if that is what he is going to call me. It just would never work out. I guess I learned something from the creep across the hall, thats the one and only plus.

My floor length dress

Ive been trying to work up the courage to wear it because I love it. However, it is really embarassing wearing long things when you are borderline midget like I am. Anyway, today I mustered up the courage to wear it with some really tall heels under so I look tall. Well im walking and this one guy that works with me from Pakistan was like “wowww look at youuu” and instantly i was like “what!” and thinking in my head “oh geez whats wrong with me” and then he proceeds to say “nice dress”. Then he walks by my desk and asks if its an evening gown. I took the nice dress compliment well but asking if im wearing an evening gown to work just embarassed me all over again. So, now I am trying my best not to walk around the office.

Oh and btw, I have the best coworkers in the world, no lie. I have like 6 people that I sincerely enjoy being around. Thats huge for me. Im happy about it.

Russell Crooker

A diamond in the rough.

A gem.

A real man.

A winner.

I could go on but I wont.

Good for you Heather.